Early signs that she’s not the one




Early signs that she’s not the one



I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”



the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

Teen Wolf AU Trailer: Sleepwalking
Please, note: viewer discretion is advised

Stiles doesn’t remember waking up. It just happens to him at some point. He wanders through reality, goes to school, hangs out with Scott, but something just isn’t right. When he starts seeing things, he thinks he’s gone insane. In a mental clinic he meets a guy who doesn’t remember waking up either. Seems like they’re stuck in Bardo, the in-between state, but they can’t be dead. They have never died. Haven’t they?..

ps. For Simone, because of reasons.

Got your girl in the cut and she choosey

when ur horny but on your period 😩😩

« ~*accidental adorable klepto michaela*~, leaves coffee shops/restaurants/diners with a million wet naps and sugar packets, steals pens and pencils from offices, unapologetically steals food off her friends' plates, probably hasn't returned a book to the library since the french revolution » — rogerwilsons







And kind of racist.

nah, it is just flat out racist. what kinda bougie black girl is a klepto? also what makes anon think she can get away with it?

Especially when Black people, even when they are doing the right fucking thing, are accused of stealing and arrested. Fuck this racist ass headcanon

Um hi, actual bougie black girl here who’s not on anon so y’all had no excuse to not hit me with @ sign, it’s free around here shadow-hikari, @eshusplayground @sourcedumai (i can’t tag you guys for some reason??) 

Where the fuck was I being racist? See I could understand if I started spewing some stereotypical bullshit about Michaela being a ~welfare queen~ who has a gang of untrustworthy black women who steal for the thrill of it, or that Michaela was dedicated to some lifelong cosplay of ‘Set it Off’ but I fucking didn’t. People do shit like this all the time, you mean to tell me that you’ve never left a restaurant and took some wet naps with you just because? Because on the way home you just might want to clean your hands with a fucking tissue soaked in alcohol or w.e the fuck is in it? You’ve never taken a sugar packet from a diner or hell a fucking McDonald’s before? Really? Okay.

You’ve never stolen pens before? Never? Never accidentally left an office with the pen someone gave you to sign some documents before? Oh okay. So do me a favor, next time hit me with that @ sign, as I said before it is free, and also try not to let the tumblr hive mind make you believe everything is fucking problematic, this was in no way racist or stereotypical, I know you might have the Michaela Defense Squad goggles and wanna play guard dog at whoever says something slightly rude about her, because I do too. But next time get your facts straight and always remember if you have a problem please confront yours truly




my least favorite thing to see is that type of boy who gets out of bed at 1 pm on a weekend and goes outside without showering first wearing sweatpants, a hoodie, and those stupid moccasin slippers. and they always have that lanyard string hanging out of the pocket of their sweatpants. it makes me…